Photo Scandal
Anthony Weiner
has some great photoshop skills
make my dong look huge
(Source: hideoushaikus)
Time to make dinner.
Boys are playing WoW,
I am doing the dishes,
Hi Cinderella.
Love Thrill
Wishing for the thrill,
Of my own love triangle,
Please don’t make me choose.
Facebone
Facebook did to me
A very terrible thing
I want to bone you.
She’s Wrong
Bev is like I suck
at writing simple poems
but I disagree
3
Three men in a tub
Sounds like a gay song to me
I want to be bros
It Was a Good Day
killed the punanny
and my dick runs deep. so deep.
put her ass to sleep
-Ice Cube
Blue Babies
Have I told you dear
That you look better to me
when I’ve been drinking
