Anthony Weiner has some great photoshop skills make my dong look huge
Time to make dinner.
Boys are playing WoW, I am doing the dishes, Hi Cinderella.
Wishing for the thrill, Of my own love triangle, Please don’t make me choose.
Facebook did to me A very terrible thing I want to bone you.
Everyday I see At least one hobo sleeping Dream about me, please.
Bev is like I suck at writing simple poems but I disagree
When GaGa told me To put sparkles on my dick I gladly partook
Three men in a tub Sounds like a gay song to me I want to be bros
It Was a Good Day
killed the punanny and my dick runs deep. so deep. put her ass to sleep -Ice Cube
Have I told you dear That you look better to me when I’ve been drinking
Bitches be all like, “girlfriend, get yo’self a perm.” Jheri curled that shit.
hide hide hide yo kids they rapin everybody hide hide hide yo wife
hideous haikus: our affair was quite stinted moving on up, yeah!
about four twenty Then I get a text message Load the bong, baby
leave the light off please I don’t like to see my knees no reason, just don’t
Wednesday is Hump Day I want more bang for buck, so Thursday is Thrust Day.
There are not a lot Of fat men named John Goodman The cookies are gone
I am in the lab; I was blinded by science. DANGER: High Voltage
dxm can suck it
robotripped today got in a fight with my cat blocked him on facebook
I caught a big fish he is orange with mustache splash, splash, worthless pet
went to furry camp put on my stingray costume nobody liked me
weirdos and their pornography.
Some amputations, Transvestites, and black midgets. I have a boner. created by Cory
There once was a man from Nantucket, and he was confused by haikus
Sometimes I wish that My therapist was as hot as Deanna Troi
My girlfriend likes me But she won’t play pogs with me We are breaking up
I’m internet troll here to distress and offend yo mama is fat
99 degrees F
Our star is not white but it’s still too fucking hot someone kill me please
Morbidly obese one million cupcakes a day now I’m on Oprah
Pills and booze are fun Stumble as I show it off Calm down, disappoint
intoxicated all bathrooms are occupied pissed in shower brah
I was in the woods Boy asked for my fantasies Can’t walk near playgrounds