June 2011
1 post
5 tags
Photo Scandal
Anthony Weiner
has some great photoshop skills
make my dong look huge
October 2010
1 post
5 tags
Time to make dinner.
Boys are playing WoW,
I am doing the dishes,
Hi Cinderella.
September 2010
7 posts
5 tags
Love Thrill
Wishing for the thrill,
Of my own love triangle,
Please don’t make me choose.
4 tags
Facebone
Facebook did to me
A very terrible thing
I want to bone you.
5 tags
Hobo love
Everyday I see
At least one hobo sleeping
Dream about me, please.
2 tags
She's Wrong
Bev is like I suck
at writing simple poems
but I disagree
6 tags
Gaga
When GaGa told me
To put sparkles on my dick
I gladly partook
6 tags
3
Three men in a tub
Sounds like a gay song to me
I want to be bros
It Was a Good Day
killed the punanny
and my dick runs deep. so deep.
put her ass to sleep
-Ice Cube
August 2010
22 posts
6 tags
Blue Babies
Have I told you dear
That you look better to me
when I’ve been drinking
perm
Bitches be all like,
“girlfriend, get yo’self a perm.”
Jheri curled that shit.
6 tags
REMIX
hide hide hide yo kids
they rapin everybody
hide hide hide yo wife
hideous haikus:
our affair was quite stinted
moving on up, yeah!
5 tags
4:20
about four twenty
Then I get a text message
Load the bong, baby
4 tags
knees
leave the light off please
I don’t like to see my knees
no reason, just don’t
Hump Day
Wednesday is Hump Day
I want more bang for buck, so
Thursday is Thrust Day.
5 tags
Goodman
There are not a lot
Of fat men named John Goodman
The cookies are gone
¡Atención!
I am in the lab;
I was blinded by science.
DANGER: High Voltage
2 tags
dxm can suck it
robotripped today got in a fight with my cat blocked him on facebook
4 tags
Magikarp
I caught a big fish
he is orange with mustache
splash, splash, worthless pet
:(
went to furry camp put on my stingray costume nobody liked me
5 tags
weirdos and their pornography.
Some amputations,
Transvestites, and black midgets.
I have a boner.
created by Cory
Limerick?
There once was a man
from Nantucket, and he was
confused by haikus
Dr. Troi
Sometimes I wish that
My therapist was as hot
as Deanna Troi
2 tags
No Go
My girlfriend likes me
But she won’t play pogs with me
We are breaking up
Trollin'
I’m internet troll here to distress and offend yo mama is fat
99 degrees F
Our star is not white but it’s still too fucking hot someone kill me please
4 tags
Oprah
Morbidly obese
one million cupcakes a day
now I’m on Oprah
6 tags
Goof Trooper
Pills and booze are fun
Stumble as I show it off
Calm down, disappoint
5 tags
Brah
intoxicated
all bathrooms are occupied
pissed in shower brah
2 tags
Offender
I was in the woods
Boy asked for my fantasies
Can’t walk near playgrounds
