Hideous Haikus

August 28, 2010 at 2:51pm
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perm

Bitches be all like,

“girlfriend, get yo’self a perm.”

Jheri curled that shit.

August 27, 2010 at 2:55am
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REMIX

hide hide hide yo kids

they rapin everybody

hide hide hide yo wife

2:35am
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hideous haikus:

our affair was quite stinted

moving on up, yeah!

August 24, 2010 at 7:18pm
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4:20

about four twenty

Then I get a text message

Load the bong, baby

4:26pm
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knees

leave the light off please

I don’t like to see my knees

no reason, just don’t

12:26am
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Hump Day

Wednesday is Hump Day

I want more bang for buck, so

Thursday is Thrust Day.

12:02am
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Goodman

There are not a lot

Of fat men named John Goodman

The cookies are gone

August 23, 2010 at 9:56pm
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¡Atención!

I am in the lab;

I was blinded by science.

DANGER: High Voltage

4:36am
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dxm can suck it

robotripped today
got in a fight with my cat
blocked him on facebook

1:22am
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Magikarp

I caught a big fish

he is orange with mustache

splash, splash, worthless pet